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Bonus question: What household chore do you try to quit doing whenever possible, even if you live alone and it’s going to get in your head?
Andrew Ross (@listen): Regular exercise games, but more Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak. Maybe some Mario Kart 8as I really enjoyed some of the new DLC tracks.
House cleaning in general. Dishes, laundry, toilets, things like that are easy, but for walls, floors and ceilings, they’re slow on the draw. If I see dirt/stains, I clean them, but if it’s a brown carpet with no major visible dirt, it could be months before I vacuum.
Andy McAdams: I’m going for a walk Guild Wars 2 and doing some real life stuff.
Bonus Question: There’s nothing I don’t hate doing around the house, although I avoid mowing the lawn if I can. Growing, mowing lawns used to take four hours at a time with a lawnmower in the hot summer sun with no shade…and listening to the same mix tape on repeat. Now, it takes me less than an hour with a push mower and I still find myself getting away from it as much as I can.
Ben Griggs (@braxwolf): Well, I indulged myself in attending the latest event in the shipyard World of Warships so I’ll probably grind it out a bit. Also more EVE Online. If I ever figure out what I’m doing in that game, you’ll be the first to know.
As far as household chores go, I really hate putting food away. With a family of 6, finding room for all the groceries purchased in bulk can be a challenge!
Brianna Royce (@nbrianna, blog): Probably not much this weekend – busy with family in town. But if I go in, it will be to give some factories Star Wars Legends of the Galaxy! I would also like to check The Lord of the Rings Online The farmers market at some point. I never get around to it as this time of year is always busy for me.
He probably takes out the trash. I’d rather do an hour of laundry than take care of the trash cans.
Carlo Lacsina (@UltraMudkipEXYouTube, Twitch): The Lost Ark baby Do some dailies, spam chaos dungeons, do some raiding. It’s a pretty fun game!
As for chores, I prefer to avoid: All chores. Some people are motivated to succeed because they believe in something bigger than themselves. Others want to be on top of everything. Me? I am working hard so that one day I will have a maid to do all my chores.
Chris Neal (@wolfeyesblog): I think most of my time will continue to be spent in Tower of Fantasyand I’ll probably try to at least see if I can’t prep a little before patch 6.2 in Final Fantasy XIV drops. That’s about all I prepared this weekend, but that’s more than enough if you ask me.
Nine times out of ten I manage to get out of the dishes because I’m the one who cooks the food and usually the cook doesn’t clean up either. Which is good because I’m not a foodie. At the same time, I’m also very careful about making sure they’re done right and end up inspecting other people’s work regardless, so it’s kind of a vicious cycle.
Eliot Lefebvre (@Eliot_Lefebvreblog): A bit of FFXIV stuff and a bit of casting about looking for a new single-player game to complement side stuff; it’s a weekend where I don’t have anything on the review deck, so that means it’s all me this weekend. Fortunately I have one very full back catalog to search.
Honestly, my problem isn’t that I particularly dislike any chore; it’s that I live with someone much more picky about these things than I am, which tends to cause some friction between the two of us. But that doesn’t mean things don’t get done when I’m alone. The trash is put out and taken out, the cats are fed, the bed is made, and so on.
Sam Kash (@thesamkash): I’m still playing MultiVersus a lot. It’s such a fun time. And I still play GW2 festival, so I guess not much has changed since last week. In non-video games I recently started playing the Gloomhaven expansion which is cool.
Bonus: I think I tend to avoid cleaning toilets if I can. It’s terrible. i’m rude It clears up eventually though.